Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ......

The film tells the story of single mother “Kara” (Elizabeth Roberts) who moves from New York to the quiet countryside with her two children for a job opportunity she can’t afford to turn down. The family moves into their humble new guesthouse. Kara begins her work as a private nurse to “Walter,” (Bruce Davison) a man stricken with multiple sclerosis and an appraiser of rare antiquities with a secretive past. Her teenage son, Jesse, (Arman Darbo) is unhappy about this most of all. Losing his friends and moving to the middle of nowhere hasn’t made his job of looking after his little sister, “Cambria,” (Chloe Perrin) any easier. Doom precedes them. “Akiba,” (Treva Etienne) a shady international associate of Walter’s, brings with him a mysterious relic of ancient origin. “Kara” encounters run in with a local sheriff played by genre veteran actor Denise Crosby. All too quickly they discover the relic contains more than just legends. Inside, waits a terrifying creature born of ancient darkness and pure instinct…a pre-historic cave Spider unlike the modern world has ever seen.</p>...

California gold rush, late 1800's: A gun slinging bounty hunter (Mortimer) travels deep into the mountains to find a deadly Apache warrior (Brother Wolf) who is wanted by the law. Along the way he passes through a gold mining Town. The miners help direct Mortimer to the Apache and send him on his way. Mortimer enters the forest and begins to track the Apache. Back in town, the miners un-earth an ancient meteor. They use their pick axes to crack it open. A section of the meteor splits apart and spores explode out of it. The spore surround and infect the entire population of the mining camp. They are transformed into ravenous mutants. After a vicious battle against the Apache warrior, Mortimer exits the forest with his prisoner in shackles. They hike back to the mining town to find them selves surrounded by a horde of blood thirsty mutants. Now Mortimer the gun slinger and Brother Wolf the Warrior must join together to survive the mutant hordes. What ensues is a bloodbath of horror for the Dead and the Damned....

&quot;Pawparazzi Snap!&quot;, a gossip show hosted by Sydney Flow and his dog sidekick Nancy O&#39;Dogg, is the hottest celebrity gossip show on television. So what better place for London Bridges, a fast rising Hollywood starlet, to announce her next project &quot;There Will Be Oil&quot;, an independent art film by acclaimed director Hugh Franklin and co-starring Dame Ruby Bench. With her pampered pomeranian Latte in tow, London arrives on location to see that she won&#39;t be receiving the star treatment she is used to. Not only will the film be shot on a farm in a secluded rural area, but London&#39;s acmodations will be on location as well. But when two thieves posing as Paparazzi show up to steal the prized &quot;Academy Necklace&quot; , a prized piece of Hollywood memorabilia that is bestowed about whomever is the current &quot;it girl&quot;, London learns that her knight in shining armor is Tom, the simple farmer who is hosting her stay on the farm.</p>...

1221年，印度公主莫拉丧生，在举行葬时她桂冠上的血宝石留了下来。多年来，为了寻找血宝石，多少人为她付出死亡的代价。然而探险家、军方、警方为了夺取价值连城的血宝石，展开了不断的争斗冲突。最终，国宝会落入谁手，而它究竟有什么神秘的力一，背后又隐藏着什么秘密，用多少人的死亡才能得到答案……...

死气沉沉的法国小城，一家有口皆碑的老店却格外生意兴隆。原来这家祖传老店代代皆以贩卖自杀产品著称。在如此灰暗恐怖的小镇上，自杀成了当地居民稀松平常之事，这也是小店异常火爆的原因。经营此店的老板三岛了无生气，老板娘更是日日愁眉苦脸。他们早就丧失了对生活的热情，终日郁郁不安。长期贩卖自杀用品，让他们濒临崩溃的边缘。幸好他们的一双儿女还热爱着生活，尤其是他们的小儿子阿伦，笑容总是挂在他的脸上。然而，阿伦热爱生活的态度却威胁着老店的经营，父亲想尽办法让阿伦变得消沉，甚至把阿伦逼上了绝路……...

性感美丽的雪莉·达灵顿（安娜·法瑞丝 Anna Faris 饰）曾是一名隶属于《花花公子》旗下的兔女郎，在27岁之前，她过着奢华无忧的快乐生活。然而就在27岁生日的第二天，她却被老板扫地出门。无所依靠且别无所长，雪梨漫无目的四处游走，偶然加入了由莫娜（凯特·戴琳斯 Kat Dennings 饰）、娜塔丽（艾玛·斯通 Emma Stone 饰）等女孩组成的女子联谊会Zeta Alpha Zeta，这些女孩穿着老土、性格怪异，在学校内其他团体的眼里如同怪胎。雪梨的到来有如一支催化剂，她利用自己丰富的经验帮助女孩们改变造型，打造吸引男性眼球的外形和气质，原本无人问津的女孩开始受到追捧，而雪梨也收获了属于自己的爱情……...

马特·富兰克林（托弗·戈瑞斯 Topher Grace 饰）刚刚从麻省理工学院毕业，然而他却似乎并不想遵从父愿进入金融界，而是选择了在一家音像店里打工，同时思索着自己究竟想要做什么。直到一天，马特高中时代暗恋的女生拖丽（泰莉莎·帕尔墨 Teresa Palmer 饰）偶然走进他的音像店，并邀请他参加一个劳动节聚会，聚会恰巧是由马特的妹妹温迪（安娜·法瑞丝 Anna Faris 饰）和她男友举办的。聚会上，马特发现原来温迪并非那么喜欢男友，昔日朋友也都各自面临人生的危机。这些怀揣烦恼的少年们不约而同地决意在今夜抛开顾虑放肆欢愉，然而今夜之后，几个年轻人的命运竟也开始交缠在一起……...

一个夏天，14岁的少年Duncan（连姆·詹姆斯 Liam James 饰）跟着妈妈Pam、妈妈的男朋友Trent还有Trent的女儿一起去Trent在海边的小屋度假。像大部分离异家庭儿女一样，Duncan不喜欢妈妈的男朋友。Duncan发现自己和Trent的朋友们格格不入，原本就沉默寡言的他变得更加郁郁寡欢。直到他在一次单车出游中遇见了Owen（山姆·洛克威尔 Sam Rockwell 饰）。Owen是当地水上乐园的工作人员，在Owen的介绍下，Duncan成了水上乐园的一个兼职员工。在那里，他认识了新的朋友，度过了欢乐的时光，同时也和邻居家同样遭受家庭问题困恼的女孩Susanna（安娜·索菲亚·罗伯 Anna Sophia Robb 饰）越走越近。在一个夜里，Duncan发现了Trent的秘密，他和家庭的矛盾也越来越深........

波比（安娜·肯德里克 Anna Kendrick 配音）是精灵城的公主，她有着神奇的魔力和多彩的头发，乐观积极、喜爱唱歌。但是有一天，他们的小伙伴被死对头——“博啃族”抓走了。为了从“博啃族”手中拯救出她最好的朋友们。波比向精灵城中的“怪人”布兰（贾斯汀·汀布莱克 Justin Timberlake 配音）求得帮助，可布兰是个不合群的悲观主义者。他虽答应了公主的请求，但是他只是想让公主知道这个世界并不像她想的那样只有蛋糕和彩虹。一路上，他们共同经历了很多奇怪、有趣的事，也发现了自己内心以前从未发觉的东西。但是最重要的是，在波比的帮助下，他们发现了能够拯救整个魔发精灵城的终极秘密武器。...