罪恶丛生的哥谭市，疯狂的小丑（扎克·加利凡纳基斯 Zach Galifianakis 配音）带领恶棍军团展开新一波的犯罪活动。对他来说，犯罪以及引来宿敌蝙蝠侠（威尔·阿奈特 Will Arnett 配音）是无比快乐的事情，可是猛男蝙蝠侠不仅轻松解决掉这群小坏蛋，还根本不将小丑放在眼里。蝙蝠侠的无情言语，深深刺痛了小丑的心。在此之后，孤独的蝙蝠侠收养了罗宾（迈克尔·塞拉 Michael Cera 配音），看上了美丽的女警长芭芭拉，只不过他始终拒绝别人走入他的内心世界。...
Highsmith（塞缪尔·杰克逊 Samuel L. Jackson 饰）和Danson（道恩·强森 Dwayne Johnson 饰）是一对无坚不摧的完美搭档，纽约警局里的超级精英，也是警界人士的崇拜对象。相比两人，一副呆子样的Allen（威尔·法瑞尔 Will Ferrell 饰）和身手好但脾气暴躁的Terry（马克·沃尔伯格 Mark Wahlberg 饰）却是底层警员，除了扶老太太过马路或者劝架之类闲杂事等，他俩几乎无所事事。一次偶然机会，却让他们得以替补偶像出更，两人自然不会放过这个出头的机会，但二人不性格不同、办事风格更是南辕北辙……...
职业偷窃高手凯伦在一次行动中被捕入狱。出狱后，贼阿巴即找她合作，计划爆破国家银行，盗取保险库中的巨款。同时，贼阿巴又找来另一偷窃高手J.L.，一切部署完成后，两人旋即以熟练技巧打开保险库，当他们看到花花绿绿的银纸后，立即作出决定……
Karen McCoy (Kim Basinger) is released from prison with nothing but the clothes on her back. Before being incarcerated Karen was the bank robber of her time, but now she wishes for nothing more than to settle down and start a new life. Unfortunately between a dirty parole officer, old business partners, and an idiot ex-husband she will have to do the unthinkable in order to save her son (Zack English) and new heart throb J.T. (Val Kilmer): another job....
A police chief hires an old friend, who is an international spy, to help him search for a wanted suspect in the Philippines. When the chief dies, all evidence points towards the spy, and he must go to extremes to defend himself....
