雅各·巴塔伦(《蜘蛛侠：英雄归来》)将主演新喜剧剧情剧集《吸血鬼雷吉纳德》，Syfy已订下整季10集。改编自Johnny B. Truant的小说系列《胖吸血鬼》，Harley Peyton(《双峰》)编剧，讲述这个世界上到处是漂亮、身材健美、自视甚高的吸血鬼们，巴塔伦饰演的雷吉纳德则活得很挣扎，面临重重障碍：对一个女孩爱而不得、工作上遇到了霸道的经理、吸血鬼首领想弄死他……但幸运的是，他也发现了自己拥有一些不为人知的能力。...
29 year-old Barnaby is jobless, broke, his girlfriend left him and he's living out of his car. Luckily for him, fate intervenes and he is reacquainted with Madison, an old friend. As she helps him turn his life around, romance brews....
洛哈特（戴恩·德哈恩 Dane DeHaan 饰）被派往位于阿尔卑斯山的一间疗养院中，接回在此疗养的公司CEO。在回程的路上，洛哈特遭遇了车祸，左腿骨折，无奈之下，他只得在疗养院中暂时停留养病。在疗养院中，洛哈特结识了神秘的少女汉娜（米娅·高斯 Mia Goth 饰）。
疗养院中诡异的气氛和洛哈特周围发生的接二连三的科学无法解释的事件让洛哈特开始对疗养院的经营性质产生了怀疑。汉娜和主治医生福尔摩（詹森·艾萨克 Jason Isaacs 饰）之间的暧昧关系更让洛哈特察觉到事件的不单纯。终于，洛哈特识破了隐藏在这间疗养院之中的秘密，与此同时，他的噩梦也开始了。</p>...
MST3K fodder. It's so bad it's actually worth seeing just for that reason. There are some hilarious things in it, such as the mysterious device the bad guy is seen working on for the whole movie, that turns out to be this tiny helicopter that flutters around carrying and firing a machine gun without so much as a wobble, but is brought down by a bag of balloons (the kind they release at political conventions). Many other wonderful touches of that sort. Stars Charlie Sheen. There's one scene where he spends five minutes recording a conversation, only to drop the microcassette in the Potomac River by accident. If they'd cast Emilio Estevez in the part that never would've happened.</p>...
