Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ......

Metal music, wet paint, and family are the passions of Jesse, a struggling painter who lives a happy life with his wife, Astrid, and their preteen daughter, Zooey. And things look even brighter when Jesse and Astrid are able to put in a bid on their dream home - a huge property in rural Texas with a barn big enough for a proper art studio - after the price is driven down due to the home&#39;s mysterious past. After the trio moves in, Jesse&#39;s work starts taking on a new, considerably darker flavour - and things get even more ominous when Ray, the hulking, clearly unbalanced son of the deceased former owners, appears on the doorstep one night, clutching a red electric guitar and asking to &quot;return home.&quot; It soon bees clear that Ray and Jesse are both being influenced by the same satanic forces, and that Jesse&#39;s family won&#39;t be safe until they find a way to quiet the Devil himself.</p>...

<p>London. Jarvis Dolan is a charismatic host of a radio show named &quot;The Grim Reality&quot;, about news and actuality. Loudmouth, fun and ruthless in his speeches and ments, Jarvis is the most important radio star of the moment, entertaining the audience throughout the early morning with his intelligent programs on hot topics. Previous the job, Dolan is required by his boss Norman Burgess to have a brief talk about the fate of the program by the recent poor ratings, that reporting Dolan to accept to his former partner, Andrew Wilde, as co-host, in an attempt to improvement the show. Going they two to the studio, Wilde meets Dolan&#39;s assistants, Anthony and Claire, who work making the show behind the micros. But when Dolan tries to start the program while he waits for Wilde, who had to go out a little before to back more later, he finds suddenly trapped by the circumstances: two masked men have assaulted the radio station at gunpoint and kidnapped Anthony and Claire, making him to keep the ...</p>...

职业偷窃高手凯伦在一次行动中被捕入狱。出狱后，贼阿巴即找她合作，计划爆破国家银行，盗取保险库中的巨款。同时，贼阿巴又找来另一偷窃高手J.L.，一切部署完成后，两人旋即以熟练技巧打开保险库，当他们看到花花绿绿的银纸后，立即作出决定…… Karen McCoy (Kim Basinger) is released from prison with nothing but the clothes on her back. Before being incarcerated Karen was the bank robber of her time, but now she wishes for nothing more than to settle down and start a new life. Unfortunately between a dirty parole officer, old business partners, and an idiot ex-husband she will have to do the unthinkable in order to save her son (Zack English) and new heart throb J.T. (Val Kilmer): another job....

California gold rush, late 1800's: A gun slinging bounty hunter (Mortimer) travels deep into the mountains to find a deadly Apache warrior (Brother Wolf) who is wanted by the law. Along the way he passes through a gold mining Town. The miners help direct Mortimer to the Apache and send him on his way. Mortimer enters the forest and begins to track the Apache. Back in town, the miners un-earth an ancient meteor. They use their pick axes to crack it open. A section of the meteor splits apart and spores explode out of it. The spore surround and infect the entire population of the mining camp. They are transformed into ravenous mutants. After a vicious battle against the Apache warrior, Mortimer exits the forest with his prisoner in shackles. They hike back to the mining town to find them selves surrounded by a horde of blood thirsty mutants. Now Mortimer the gun slinger and Brother Wolf the Warrior must join together to survive the mutant hordes. What ensues is a bloodbath of horror for the Dead and the Damned....

&quot;Pawparazzi Snap!&quot;, a gossip show hosted by Sydney Flow and his dog sidekick Nancy O&#39;Dogg, is the hottest celebrity gossip show on television. So what better place for London Bridges, a fast rising Hollywood starlet, to announce her next project &quot;There Will Be Oil&quot;, an independent art film by acclaimed director Hugh Franklin and co-starring Dame Ruby Bench. With her pampered pomeranian Latte in tow, London arrives on location to see that she won&#39;t be receiving the star treatment she is used to. Not only will the film be shot on a farm in a secluded rural area, but London&#39;s acmodations will be on location as well. But when two thieves posing as Paparazzi show up to steal the prized &quot;Academy Necklace&quot; , a prized piece of Hollywood memorabilia that is bestowed about whomever is the current &quot;it girl&quot;, London learns that her knight in shining armor is Tom, the simple farmer who is hosting her stay on the farm.</p>...

小女儿意外身亡，马克·休斯（祖舒华·克洛斯 Joshua Close 饰）带着妻子玛丽（塞尔玛·布莱尔 Selma Blair 饰）、儿子布兰登（奎恩·罗德 Quinn Lord 饰）驱车来到位于偏远山间的私宅，试图让短暂的假期弥合心头的伤口。不过他们的宁静很快被邻居萨卡斯基一家打破。相对于依然沉浸在悲伤中且有些疏离冷漠的休斯夫妇，萨卡斯基家的男主人鲍比（詹姆斯·达西 James D’Arcy 饰）和妻子珍（蕾切尔·敏纳 Rachel Miner 饰）显得有些过分热情，他们主动要求登门拜访，期间问东问西，令气氛诡异紧张。直到布兰登和鲍比的儿子杰瑞（阿莱克斯·费瑞斯 Alex Ferris 饰）发生冲突，别扭的家庭聚会戛然中止，不欢而散。...

1908年圣诞节是墨西拿（Messina），地中海最富裕的商人城市之一。彼得（Peter）是一个富有的英国家庭的13岁儿子，因对儿童，动物和仆人的残酷而臭名昭著。一天晚上，他被伏击，并在该市哥特式公墓的地下棺材中醒来，被埋葬以报复一名仆人男孩从其母亲的屋子中对他的残酷对待。当一场强烈的地震将墨西拿夷为平地时，彼得被困住了，他的下落被遗忘了。直到一个世纪之后，一位英国考古学家和他的女儿才到达这座城市。...

Back in the mid 1900's Mexico was proud to have more world boxing champions in the small categories, than any other Country. Boxing was perhaps one of the few opportunities where a typical low income Mexican(75% of the population)could have success in life. Kids started boxing in their ghettos, a few of them made it to the Pro's and an even fewer amount got to be famous and earn good money from it. Those that got to the top soon found out that suddenly they had a great amount of people that surrounded them and helped them spend their money. But immersed in their new life styles they could never leave their origins and find a better future for them. This is what "Campeon sin Corona" tries to convey; a boxer that even when he has succeeded can not live up to his new status and prefers to be the same loser he was in his earlier years. There may not be in the Mexican Movies Industry a picture that better displays the way of thinking and acting of the vast majority of Mexicans of the 20th Century....

A mudslide caused by heavy rain and forest clearance almost sweeps away the cabin at the foot of the wooded slope. But this is not the only upheaval in Nikitas’s life. Shortly after the landslide, a man on an off-road motorbike es racing through the forest and stops in front of Nikitas’s cottage. For the first time in twenty years, Nikitas’s son Johnny stands before him, demanding the inheritance that was left to him in his mother’s will, namely, fifty percent of the land on which the reclusive Nikitas is now living. At first, Nikitas ignores his son. But there is also a pany that is after the land; called simply “the monster” by the villagers, the firm wants to build a road here. To prevent the muddy ground from being pulled from under their feet, father and son have to dig deep into it. Together. Director Georgis Grigorakis sets his rain-drenched woodland Western against a majestic backdrop and finds robust yet tender images to tell this tale of rapprochement between two men. A story of resistance more powerful than the strongest excavator.</p>...