故事的主角是年轻警探杰特与他的女友。作为一个印第安纳州的菜鸟警察，杰特照例前去参加“扑克之夜”。在“扑克之夜”上，他与州内几位最好的警官一起打扑克，警官们把他们自己遇到的故事，自己的成功和失败告诉他。一日杰特与女友遭到一名凶恶的变态罪犯绑架，头戴面具的绑架犯将两人锁在地下室里，杰特将利用“扑克之夜”上学来的办法，从这场危险的猫鼠游戏中逃出生天，并救出自己的女友。</p>...

马库斯（Xavier Samuel 饰）与莉丝（Georgina Haig 饰），格雷格（Bob Morley 饰）与尼娜（Sophie Lowe 饰）这两对情侣相约驱车旅行。在荒凉寂静的国道上，他们与一辆巨型的卡车发生龃龉，继而被对方撞出国道。虽然侥幸逃生，但是格雷格遭遇严重骨折，危在旦夕。经过一番紧急施救，马库斯暂时为好友做好包扎。这时，他们发现那辆卡车正停在不远的地方，而司机不知去向。不久司机持枪向四人袭来，紧急关头，他们开走了卡车，而在恍惚迷离间马库斯将车开到一条绝路上来。他与莉丝一同去寻求帮助，中途二人发生争吵后走散，他们各自遭遇着恐怖的经历。...

Deux vampires font du stop sur les routes de France. Leur objectif: Marinaleda, une petite ville d’Andalousie. Suite à un quiproquo, ils rencontrent Lise-Marine, une jeune femme qui leur propose de les héberger pour la nuit. Elle découvre qu’ils sont des vampires et ils passent la soirée à discuter, autour d’une bonne bouteille de vin....

Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ......

Metal music, wet paint, and family are the passions of Jesse, a struggling painter who lives a happy life with his wife, Astrid, and their preteen daughter, Zooey. And things look even brighter when Jesse and Astrid are able to put in a bid on their dream home - a huge property in rural Texas with a barn big enough for a proper art studio - after the price is driven down due to the home&#39;s mysterious past. After the trio moves in, Jesse&#39;s work starts taking on a new, considerably darker flavour - and things get even more ominous when Ray, the hulking, clearly unbalanced son of the deceased former owners, appears on the doorstep one night, clutching a red electric guitar and asking to &quot;return home.&quot; It soon bees clear that Ray and Jesse are both being influenced by the same satanic forces, and that Jesse&#39;s family won&#39;t be safe until they find a way to quiet the Devil himself.</p>...

<p>London. Jarvis Dolan is a charismatic host of a radio show named &quot;The Grim Reality&quot;, about news and actuality. Loudmouth, fun and ruthless in his speeches and ments, Jarvis is the most important radio star of the moment, entertaining the audience throughout the early morning with his intelligent programs on hot topics. Previous the job, Dolan is required by his boss Norman Burgess to have a brief talk about the fate of the program by the recent poor ratings, that reporting Dolan to accept to his former partner, Andrew Wilde, as co-host, in an attempt to improvement the show. Going they two to the studio, Wilde meets Dolan&#39;s assistants, Anthony and Claire, who work making the show behind the micros. But when Dolan tries to start the program while he waits for Wilde, who had to go out a little before to back more later, he finds suddenly trapped by the circumstances: two masked men have assaulted the radio station at gunpoint and kidnapped Anthony and Claire, making him to keep the ...</p>...

The film tells the story of single mother “Kara” (Elizabeth Roberts) who moves from New York to the quiet countryside with her two children for a job opportunity she can’t afford to turn down. The family moves into their humble new guesthouse. Kara begins her work as a private nurse to “Walter,” (Bruce Davison) a man stricken with multiple sclerosis and an appraiser of rare antiquities with a secretive past. Her teenage son, Jesse, (Arman Darbo) is unhappy about this most of all. Losing his friends and moving to the middle of nowhere hasn’t made his job of looking after his little sister, “Cambria,” (Chloe Perrin) any easier. Doom precedes them. “Akiba,” (Treva Etienne) a shady international associate of Walter’s, brings with him a mysterious relic of ancient origin. “Kara” encounters run in with a local sheriff played by genre veteran actor Denise Crosby. All too quickly they discover the relic contains more than just legends. Inside, waits a terrifying creature born of ancient darkness and pure instinct…a pre-historic cave Spider unlike the modern world has ever seen.</p>...

职业偷窃高手凯伦在一次行动中被捕入狱。出狱后，贼阿巴即找她合作，计划爆破国家银行，盗取保险库中的巨款。同时，贼阿巴又找来另一偷窃高手J.L.，一切部署完成后，两人旋即以熟练技巧打开保险库，当他们看到花花绿绿的银纸后，立即作出决定…… Karen McCoy (Kim Basinger) is released from prison with nothing but the clothes on her back. Before being incarcerated Karen was the bank robber of her time, but now she wishes for nothing more than to settle down and start a new life. Unfortunately between a dirty parole officer, old business partners, and an idiot ex-husband she will have to do the unthinkable in order to save her son (Zack English) and new heart throb J.T. (Val Kilmer): another job....

This movie was the most illogical and stupid movie EVER made. If the FBI would have been called in once it was officially a kidnapping, the movie would have been over in 20 minutes and all of the people involved would have been in jail. Instead, the people searching for the kidnapped kid, bumble their way through two hours of absolutely unpredictable stupidity....

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