大盗方托马斯（让·马莱 Jean Marais 饰）易容潜入了拉谢里爵士（让-罗歇·科斯西蒙 Jean-Roger Caussimon 饰）家，向在那里聚会的一干富翁发出了杀人预告，方托马斯声称如果不能在预定的日期之前向他缴纳巨额的“生存税”，他就会一个接一个的将富翁们杀死。无奈之下，拉谢里爵士只得报了警。
记者方多（让·马莱 Jean Marais 饰）和警长瑞福（路易·德·菲耐斯 Louis de Funès 饰）是方托马斯的老对手了，他们一直想将后者捉拿归案，却屡屡遭其戏弄。警长一行人来到了拉谢里爵士家，可屡屡出现的只有警长能够看见的凶案现场让大家开始渐渐怀疑起警长的精神是否正常，而这一切都是方托马斯一手策划的阴谋。...
美艳性感的脱衣舞娘安吉拉（安娜·卡里娜 Anna Karina 饰）与男友埃米尔（让-克劳德·布里亚利 Jean-Claude Brialy 饰）同居很久。安吉拉非常想要一个孩子与埃米尔长相厮守，可埃米尔非常享受二人世界的自由，不想结婚更不用说生儿育女，争吵在所难免。在屡次遭到埃米尔的拒绝后，安吉拉一气之下找到了埃米尔的好友阿尔弗雷德（让-保罗·贝尔蒙多 Jean Paul Belmondo 饰）并与之发生了关系。...
When Ivy discovers the school bathroom is haunted, Bean helps Ivy to harness her witchlike powers. With the help of their classmates, Ivy and Bean orchestrate a ritual that will free the ghosts, save the school and also mess up Nancy’s day....
Maggie Cooper thinks it would be so cool if her son Lloyd were gay. So cool in fact that she signs him up for a college scholarship for gay kids, sets him up on dates and then for good measure outs him to the entire school. And then Lloyd meets a girl....
